Jimmy Kimmel tamed Trump's weird town hall
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Dance Hall Crashers
On Monday, former President Donald Trump took just five questions from the audience at a town hall in Pennsylvania. He spent the last 39 minutes on stage swaying to the music.
Jimmy Kimmel joked Tuesday that Trump “just said 'to hell with it' and started asking his technicians to play music from his iPad.”
“Why stay on stage for 39 minutes? Just pretend it was one of Don Jr.'s piano recitals and walk away. Go home!” — Jimmy Kimmel
“Seeing an elderly man swaying to Vatican elevator music for 40 minutes can make you wonder, 'Is he okay?' And you won't be the only one, because yesterday more than 230 doctors and health care providers called on Trump to release his medical records. Do you know how hard it is to agree with 230 doctors? — Stephen Colbert
“Trump took time to fire back at doctors for telling lies, [imitating Trump] 'I've had more medical tests than any other president in history, and two cognitive tests.' First of all, no, you didn't. Second, just because you were healthy in the past does not mean you are healthy now. 'Oh, am I prediabetic? I don't know – why don't you ask for this urine sample from January 1996?' — Stephen Colbert
“This guy, when he was drafted he wasn't healthy enough to be in the military, but 60 years later, he's the healthiest man alive. He's perfect.” — Jimmy Kimmel
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What we are excited about on Wednesday night
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